If we shipped Steve and Sherlock we could call it CapsLock
AND ALL THE FANFICTION WOULD BE TYPED LIKE THIS
Which means Thor will have written it.
I LOVE TUMBLR.
YES THIS SHIP.
I LIKE IT.
STEVE GRABBED THE ALL-OBSERVING MAN, AND WITH THE PASSION OF A HUNDRED WARRIORS, THEY ENGAGED IN INTIMATE MOUTH TO MOUTH ACTION, MUCH TO MY PERSONAL SATISFACTION.
I CAN’T. I CAN’t. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS PERFECT XD
Different knifes and their uses.
THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT! FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK STOP USING SERRATED KNIVES TO CUT VEGGIES IT’S WRONG!
AND STOP CHOPPING WITH CARVING KNIVES OR ANY OTHER GRATON KNIVES.
ALSO, YOU ONLY USE THE STEEL TO TAKE BURS OFF NOT SHARPEN.
dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk
What’s the word on the street?
I demand to know what breed of neigh this is.
I laugh at “breed of neigh” every time I see this picture.
Imagine centaurs based on breeds like this.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.
for my followers who are werewolves
if you drive drunk or even just think drunk driving isn’t a big deal then stay the helllll away from me
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In case you dudes weren’t sure whether or not it’s easy for us to tell a guy no and have him respect our answer.
I hope this gets all the attention
it really makes me upset the girls have to say no MULTIPLE times, then give tons of reasons why they wont/wouldn’t send nudes to someone and then get shit for it
What is she?
5.14: My Bloody Valentine.